January 2011
If I ever get married I want my engagement ring to...
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
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Jealous and paranoid, yes.
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
I seriously need to dye my eyelashes again, when i...
Note to self - next time you have a shower, also dye eyelashes.